Now we ain't sayin' she's a gold digger but.. Kim K doesn't come cheap!!
Kim Kardashian and the love of her life Kanye West are reportedly inches away from marriage, but they're racking up a hefty tab to a tune of $20 mil!!
To start with, they're spending $500k on a wedding planner? Yikes!
We guess they need someone to fire if it rains!!
We know it takes a lot of luscious white lace to cover your impeccable curves, but $8.5 mil for a DRESS?!
Holy cow, girl — did they make it out of diamonds and shaved rhino horn??
Well kind of, LOLz!!
A source close to the pair revealed:
Kim is also still trying to figure out the music!
Should her gal Beyonce, who will obvi already attend the wedding with Jay-Z, sing them a lovely tune as Kanye puts a ring on it?
Or should they import a Canadaian voice and drop $6 mil on Celine Dion?
We can't answer that one for you but something tells us, with all the successes you two have, your hearts checking accounts will go — even if you drop $20 mil on a one night extravaganza!!
Sometimes the best entertainment is free!!
Another rousing round of Kris Jenner as the topless Wonder Woman, anyone??
Hopefully it's the only wedding Kanye will ever have, so it should be an affair to remember!
Kim Kardashian and the love of her life Kanye West are reportedly inches away from marriage, but they're racking up a hefty tab to a tune of $20 mil!!
To start with, they're spending $500k on a wedding planner? Yikes!
We guess they need someone to fire if it rains!!
We know it takes a lot of luscious white lace to cover your impeccable curves, but $8.5 mil for a DRESS?!
Holy cow, girl — did they make it out of diamonds and shaved rhino horn??
Well kind of, LOLz!!
A source close to the pair revealed:
“Kim’s dream dress would have real pearls and white diamonds, like the [gown] desgined by Yumi Katsura, which cost $8.5 million."Wowzers!! Sounds fancy schmancy!
Kim is also still trying to figure out the music!
Should her gal Beyonce, who will obvi already attend the wedding with Jay-Z, sing them a lovely tune as Kanye puts a ring on it?
Or should they import a Canadaian voice and drop $6 mil on Celine Dion?
We can't answer that one for you but something tells us, with all the successes you two have, your hearts checking accounts will go — even if you drop $20 mil on a one night extravaganza!!
Sometimes the best entertainment is free!!
Another rousing round of Kris Jenner as the topless Wonder Woman, anyone??
Hopefully it's the only wedding Kanye will ever have, so it should be an affair to remember!
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